Erroneous Request Number Four Hundred & Four
Welcome to you, our most esteemed guest. We must profusely apologise but the materials that you have requested from us do not appear to be available at this time. We can only conclude that this unfortunate mishap could have been caused by an antiquated reference found in another tome and couldn’t possibly have been caused by a lapse of judgement.
We regret the inconvenience to your good self and would courteously suggest that one might consider visiting the first of our pages at kempt.co.uk to discover whether the information you require is available.
Good day and fine hunting.